Bored
my name is andrew augustus and I am here to open your eyes to my lord and savior jesus christ
(via loveandsunshines)
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Definition of Win some lose some, when you wake up with two girls in your bed with a 10 and a 2.
Andrew “Goose” Augustus
Brain Fart
Now thats just a funny word, I really can’t think of anything to put but Brain Fart.
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Hawaii
Two Faced People
I cant stand people who are two faced honestly, either like me or hate me but don’t act one way and do crap behind my back
(via loveandsunshines)
My girlfriend is the best girlfriend I know. For once I can confidently say I am in love and no one is going to change that
(Source: loveandsunshines)
I love my girlfriend
(Source: loveandsunshines)
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Shit happens, and you’re better than shit, so don’t let shit get to you
Andrew “Goose” Augustus
